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A body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (Ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up...), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-Liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. Two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your ass guaranteed. Best drank with people who aren't gonna steal your shit if you blackout.
Dude 1: Shit man, my head hurts, my stomach's in knots, and where the fuck did these stitches come from?
Dude 2: We made Hop Skip and Go Naked last night, you don't remember? We got fucked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.
Dude 1: I'm pretty sure I have an aneurism.
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Freshman everywhere across the United States skip school on February 28 every year
Hey it’s national freshman skip day
Me: really bet get all of our freinds to skip then
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Legendary street baller, who earned his name in Rucker Park, NYC. He got his nickname from an announcer at Rucker after he started skipping while dribbling the ball during a game. This explains the first part of his name. The second part most likely roots in the announcers creativity with inspiration from the traditional American folk song "Skip To My Lou".
Skip 2 My Lou's real name is Rafer Alston
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When someone drives to the basketball net with ease.
Uh oh, Filay is gonna skip thru dat lane on god.
November 1st Is a national skip a day of school.
Teacher I can't wait for national skip a day of school .
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It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!
John are you going to school today??
No it’s national skip school day!
Party at your house right?
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an american folk song and dance
Lost my partner,
What'll I do?
Lost my partner,
What'll I do?
Lost my partner,
What'll I do?
Skip to my lou, my darlin'.
Skip, skip, skip to my Lou,
Skip, skip, skip to my Lou,
Skip, skip, skip to my Lou,
Skip to my Lou, my darlin'.
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