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someone who can't play cards. He'll leave 20 half full beers all over the patio and say things like 'your dicks out' and 'bo kay'. Never trust a chassity sloth!
Let's go Chassity sloth! Throw a card, its your fucking turn
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The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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Just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.
Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.
Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.
"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"
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Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
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Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
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any remedy that is believed to work for any specific thing, but in reality, doesnt work at all, and possibly makes things worse.
1. "Dude, she said to put your food in kleenexes to keep it fresher." "Seriously? Thats such a sloth-spit remedy."
2. Also, a similar example in Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn, said by Rosalie Hale.
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