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When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.
Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.
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Classic N64 fighting game, updated to game cube. All of the nintendo characters convene in the game to beat the snot out of each other with special moves and various weapons and tools. Gameplay is beautifully simple yet strategic, and even retards like me who can't play video games can develop some game if they play it enough. Best in 4 player mode.
They smashed (Played Smash Brothers) until their eyes bled.
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To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.
"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"
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Hispanic slang for intercourse
"Hey man, you and Rita smash papas yet? No? You pussy..."
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
smash mouth is god
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a good, original band.
....to other gay ass losers who only limit themselves to the radio and mtv, Smashing Pumpkins are "weird".
who the hell cares if the lead guy is pratically bald?? atleast he sings about shit other than shooting people and having sex like 50 cent...or molest 14 year old girls like R.Kelly.
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1. A bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.
2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.
Dude, after I ate all of that Easy mac last night, I had to take a graveyard smash.
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