crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

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Party smoker

Some one that only smokes at parties to impress people and brag about how much they smoked even they've only been smoking for a month and only do it a lot

Wow evan is such a party smoker he's not even a real smoker

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pirate smoker

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

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Smokers Digest

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.

Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest

Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!

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non smoker

Anyone who doesn't smoke. Usually very arrogent and ignorant in their opinion. Generally, they make it a hobby to be as ignorant as possible to smokers. Tend to believe they're superior and better than smokers. Also, a majority have never smoked therefore can not understand it from a smokers point of view, but their arrogence blinds them of this. Their arrogence also blinds of the fact that the air in any decent sized city isn't much cleaner.

He doesn't smoke, therefore he's a non smoker.

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banana smoker

a person who gets high off bananas by scraping off the insides and cooking them then somking them because they r 2 lazy 2 get some pot/or juss dosent do drugs but loves bananas

colter loves smoking bananas with me and kortni we are all banana smokers

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