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Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.
We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.
To dunk doska in milk and/or water and leave her to dry on a clothesline.
Paige: Czech, where is doska?
Czech: Oh, she got soggy doska'd
(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
Yo girl a soggy chicken sorry she wants my nuts bro
It is similar to a playing soggy biscuit but instead of using a biscuit, you would just cream pie Sophia. Looser had to consume the cream pie
When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.
Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.
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