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Passing gas farting in an enclosed space in another room and tricking individuals in to said space to smell the aroma. Dutch Oven
I walked right in to his Spanish Sauna.
When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing
Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.
When you cum in her mouth a little bit and then keep fucking it, not letting her swallow
Her throat was getting a little dry so I gave her the ol' Spanish plunge
While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!
When you suck the Nipples of a Spanish man or woman
Come here let me give you a Spanish penny
The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet
When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.
“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!