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For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter
Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka
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I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
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The part of the brain where the male mind stores images for later self-gratification.
One guy: "You see that honey's booty?"
Second Guy: "Yep! It's goin' in the spank bank."
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Watching porn on the computor or TV
Perry is watching Spank Vision and playing with the Clit Commander again
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When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.
a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.
every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it
spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it
"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."
(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."
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Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
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The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
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