When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.
Me: I pulled the spiderman on a bitch
Homie: you the real player
After you smash and go to pee, a spider-man is when the cum and pee mix and hit the toilet bowl, creating a long web. extremely rare.
hey babe, come check this shit out!!! i just hit a spiderman!!!
NapoleonVII is Spiderman
Random person: you heard of Spiderman
Me: yeah
Random person: who do you think he is?
Me: he’s NapoleonVII
when you use your middle and ring finger to finger inside a girl, and she cums, creating a spiderweb.
"oh man, i'm so glad i could spiderman her.."
"dude that's awesome"
A Spiderman is somebody who either speaks in a racist Indian voice, pretends to climb walls like Spiderman or is just a complete idiot. It also means Vegan in a tree
Person A: Hey dude, look at that weirdo!
Person B: Yeah, he speaks in a really racist voice. Look! He's trying to climb the wall. Stupid
Person A: You mean Spiderman, right?
Person B: Oh yeah! He's a Spiderman!