A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.
Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!
The eldest boy in the family.
This is our Spud, he is our first born son.
A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....
British Slang indicating to a fist bump.
‘That was a perfect spud’
‘Are you not gonna spud me’
‘Me and him have the perfect spuds ever’
A PC way to call patients Retards.
ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”