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Someone who walks around barefooted and shirtless.
I wasn't allowed to pay for the gas inside, because the clerk said there are no Squat Dogs allowed.
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a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing
when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.
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verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"
When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.
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Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.
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Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.
For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!
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Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.
Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"
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