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When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail
Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.
When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.
"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."
Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?
When a Bisexual is not dating anyone they are on stand Bi
I’m bisexual but I’m not dating anyone so I’m on stand Bi