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(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.
Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.
Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.
When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.
Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.
Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.
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When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.
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N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.
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The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
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