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Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.

Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.

by Dclo August 29, 2015


wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016


yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020


golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

by Brian He October 20, 2005


screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.

The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.

by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010


Albino starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.

Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.

by RedRubber February 14, 2010


Golden Starfish, the

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.

Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 25, 2005