stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

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It's stupid and it stinks

When something is really, really bad in the way that only a ten-year old can feel.

As the light turned red and the lunch room turned dark, fourth-grader Ethan Stiles sat down to eat his lunch grumbling:
"It's stupid and it stinks"

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Stink Tooth

1. A tooth that emits a putrid smell. Usually caused by food stuck in a decaying cavity.
2. A common excuse to not kiss your partner.

Man, my stink tooth is really acting up today after that barbeque I ate.

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Stink Willy

To lick your finger, insert it in someones anus, and twist it around in the fashion of a Wet Willy.

Dude: "I was getting my girlfriend doggie style when I gave her a stink willy!"
Bro: "You licked your finger and stuck it in her butt?"
Dude: "Totally!"
Bro: "Bro Grabs!"

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stink finger

The wonderful lingering aroma of you women' pussy juice. Readily activated by placing the coated digit in your mouth.

I enjoyed her stink finger later that day while making my deliveries.

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Stink Bomb

The act of giving someone a Stink Bomb involves quite an elaborate scheme. First, you wear the same pair of underwear for at least two weeks straight. It is important that during this period you do alot of aerobic exercises to really get your stinky-ass juices flowing. Also remember, the longer you wear them, the stinkier the bomb. Next, you choose a victim. Your mortal enemy is usually a good target, but anyone will work. Finally, you wait until the victim is at their most vulnerable (during sleep is always a good time) and rub the soiled underwear all other their mouth and nose.

I stink bombed my roomate the other day. He hasn't been the same ever since.

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stink sock

Another name for foreskin. Usually referring to an unwashed and uncircumsized penis that constantly smells due to bad hygiene.

Carl forgot to clean the dickcheese that forms around the penis head under the foreskin. Now hes got a STINK SOCK

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