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When you lose your money in a super sketch deal. Usually happens with stoners bc were all too lazy to remember where our cash is. Can also be good like finding a stash weeks later.
"Yeah mannnn it sucks. I was gonna get a 40 sac this weekend but my money just fuckin left."
"that sucks, haha stoners luck man"
"whoa dude, i just found my 60 from last may!!! Hooray for stoners luck!"
When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow
This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!
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Lounge clothes for when you're stoned on the couch watching television. Comfortable enough to spend the entire fucking day in without moving.
Dale: Dude, you've been wearing that same pair of Roots sweatpants and sweater for a week now.
Chip: Relax man, I'm dressed to kill, it's my stoner tuxedo!
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A thumb with a tough, dry, outer layer of skin due to any outside force, usually a slight breeze, blowing or moving the flame from a lighter onto the thumb, yielding a tempoary burning thumb and often leaving the thumb tough to the touch.
"Fuck, your car's A/C is giving me stoner's thumb, nig."
"I had a tough time lighting my bowl with that damn wind giving me stoner's thumb."
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1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.
2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.
Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:
Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...
Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...
Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!
Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...
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A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.
The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.
The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"
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Stoner's Graceland (sometimes called Stoners Graceland) is another name for Wendy's. The late hours (They stay open until midnight or later), stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname. The Wendy's chili and the burger and soda and fries and frosty is delicious.
Dave Thomas is to stoners as My Life as a Teenage Robot is to cool millennials (unlike those stupid Gen Z kids!).
People who go to Wendy's either tried Ritabooze (Ethylphenidate), Blue Speed, Blue Molly, Modafinil, Kratom, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Arecobooze (Arecoline plus booze), 2-methyl-2-butanol (2m2bOH), Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, MDA, MDMA, MDEA, Ethylamphetamine, Crystal Speed, 4F-MPH, Prolintane, Propranolol, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Sunifiram, Methiopropamine, Thiopropamine, Bretazenyl, IndanylAminoPropane, a-PVP, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, methcathinone, cathinone, cathine, khat, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Betel Nut (Freebase Arecoline), 3-MMC-Etizolam, Diclazepam, Nicotine Vape, Arecoline vape, Redbull energy drink, Propylhexedrine, Cyclopentamine, Dimethylamylamine, JWH-018, JWH-200, Weed, Delta-8, and Methylphenidate.
Wendy's employee (at 1:15am): How may I help you sir?
Tyler(on Kratom and Arecoline Hydrobromide): Give me 3 cheeseburgers, a Wendy's frosty, some fries, and some chili.
Wendy's employee: Here you go sir.
Tyler (high as fuck): I'm in Stoner's Graceland!
*eats food then pops a Blue ecstasy pill with Jenny Wakeman's head on it.
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