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A stop gap is a word used to describe a female, who is used by a male on a temporary basis until someone better comes along.
Boy - "Yer I'm just using her as a stop gap until I can nail someone better"
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The act of driving past any posted stop sign, but without ever coming to a complete stop. Applys to both the acts of slowing down and coasting through and blatantly shooting through an intersection. (It's named such after the origin of the majority of recent immigrants who engage in this dangerous activity most often.)
I almost T-boned a soccer mom today because she pulled a mexican stop at the intersection.
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The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.
Hey, did you see clerks?
No, I've been living under a rock all my life.
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When a man is riding his partner (much like a car) and his rubber breaks (much like a tire) so a third party member runs in, changes his rubber in a jiffy (record being 0.88 seconds) and the man then resumes riding.
Josh: Dude I superman'd that hoe last night!
Alek: That's so 2000's. It's the new decade, we pit stop them hoes.
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The act of, while at a bus stop, making out with a member of the opposite sex after a night of heavy drinking. Said encounter may or may not involve an exchange of phone numbers, names, or seeing the person for longer than five minutes (of which, at least 90% of the time should be spent making out)
Tim Pitzer frequently enjoys bus stopping girls.
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When a man during a long drive has to make stops as several gas stations along the way to make a piss.
We'll have to make another man stop on the way back
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When a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a turd about to slip out. Women don't have to worry about this.
Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.
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