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similarly to how you'd say a guy is "getting head" during a blowjob, the girl would be "getting straw". you know how you sip/suck on a straw? yea, it comes from that.
Girl A: kyle gave me the best straw yesterday. i almost suffocated.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.
When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink
Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw
October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.
today is national straw day! I love straws!
when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.
I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!
When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.
Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.
A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.
When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face
Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw