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When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?
Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise
A grenade
Soldier 1: hello
Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops
The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.
Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.
When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her
Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.
When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.
“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”