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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana

Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed

by AdomW October 31, 2017


Swallowed

Surfer tubed though unable to exit.

The wave swallowed him.

by May 20, 2022


swallowitis

When one refuses to swallow

Jean must have swallowitis, she wont take Brian's erectile projection

by Donte33 December 1, 2020


Swallow Tot-Lot

Male Bonding place used as a Male Sancuary ex parks,playgrounds and homes

A Childrens XXX playground

Mike and his friends were talking about how they spent the night in Swallow Tot-Lot

by Dgenerate02 June 28, 2011


swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy February 25, 2011


that doesn't swallow

An even worse version of "that sucks". an abbreviation of "that sucks and doesn't swallow.

Friend: I just lost power at my place

You: Damn that doesn't swallow.

by Zen Warrior September 7, 2021


guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories January 28, 2016