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An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
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Kelly wants to wap electron with as many people as possible.
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A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"
Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"
Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"
Zach: "Ouch"
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In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.
Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!
When fucking a woman cum inside, then suck out your own semen only to kiss her and put it in her mouth so she can swallow it
Sara was so horny last night I gave her the Dakota cum swap!
The sexual act similar to a 69, except instead you suck your partners toes
Guy:"Hey Girl suck my toes"
Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"
The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.
Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.