The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.
Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!
Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.
Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts
Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)
Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D
When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.
Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.
Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers
The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.
The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!
When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.
I hate the taste of keg taint.
One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.
Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.