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MR2 is the new tpe monkey(an ATL) and has replaced Miguel.
Miguel, what are you going to do during the day now that you are no longer a tape monkey?
1. An old halloween pirate sword that has magical powers and has black tape on it to keep the magic locked within.
2. A piece of tape that has envolved into a sword.
With the tape sword I shall vanquish you!
Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'
After Jason duct taped his girlfriend Allie's mouth; her protest at him duct taping her to the bed were turned into moans of agreement.
A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!
The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape
in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album.
jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it.
jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord.