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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021


Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb

Why are you acting like a pop-tart?

by Fear81 June 27, 2019


pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 19, 2015


blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls

Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there

by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019


shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021


dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.

Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.

by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014

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su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)

su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023