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When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.
Tennessee Road Rash From Behind
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Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great Christmas song by Alabama. It tells of how the singer prefers a Christmas in Tennessee over a place where he actually has snow.
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
Country Music Rules. Rap Sucks donkey balls. Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great song.
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When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak
Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf
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girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
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The act of going out in the hollers.
Fill your hand with as much mud as you can hold.
The twat swat your woman back to the age of empires!
Woman 1: You ok? You seem so cheerful today...
Woman 2: I'm great!!! My man gave me a massive Tennessee Mud Grope last night!
Woman 1: Awww, I'm so jealous!
The fun summer game of ramming one’s anus so hard that the anus hole stays wide open so you and an opponent can see who can toss the most bean bags in it.
“Me and the kids are going to the park to play some ole fashioned Tennessee Corn Hole”
The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.
“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”