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Big tent is a slang word that is used to define someone or something excellent, great, impressive, dope, cool. Originally described as a portable shelter made of cloth, supported by one or more poles and stretched tight by cords or loops attached to pegs driven into the ground.
"I think that's an excellent idea" - that idea is big tent
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to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
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A Red Tent Party (named for the book The Red Tent, which features the Biblical character Dinah) is a party held in honor of a girl's first period. Uterus and period-blood themed food and decorations are appropriate.
Janet: So, my daughter finally got her first visit from Mother Nature last week; now we get to host her Red Tent Party!
Bill: Red Tent Party? What the hell, Janet, that's disgusting, you're one of those ultrafeminist nazi-types, aren't you?
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When you give the person next to you at a pinic table a hand job. Picnic table cloths are usually red and white, giving the illusion of a circus tent. Judging by the movement of the tent you can tell how many rings it is.
"Did you see that girl pitchin' that circus tent, it was at least three rings"
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The sensation felt when nobbing a previously shaved minge with a few weeks growth.
Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.
Her bush was so prickly it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent, tomorrow night we're definitely Going to Barnsley.
The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent
The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
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To put the leg opening of your shorts over a person's head.
"It was horrible, he gave me a Bosnian Circus Tent, now I smell like sweaty balls."
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