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Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.
If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.
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A prisoner who is forced to occupy the bottom bunk so the other prisoner can rape them more efficiently. Sometimes used to illustrate extreme control used over a person not in jail, for reasons to degrade the other.
Motherfucker you still owe me 80 bucks! From now on your my Bottom Bunk Bitch until we're square! Skeet, skeet, skeet skeet!
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To "entertain oneself" before one has risen for the day, or to masturbate whilst on holiday or resting in a bunk bed.
Reba was annoyed that her college roommate kept bunking off at 6am.
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The act of masturbation after failing to pull a girl.
"Dave tried to score with that girl, but failed miserably. Now he's at home fuckin' bunk."
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A women from a trashy place, often appearing to be a whore and way to eager for sexual contact. Usually to call someone bunk ass, can be used in two contexts,
1) a male getting unwanted attention from an ugly female, that is pratically throwing herself at him.
2) used by girls to make derrogative remarks of other girls, with a jealous or vicious intent.
Dude, I cant beleive that bunk ass chick thought i would get with her, she was wafting ghonerria. I wouldn't tap that with my eyes closed and a prostetic penis
Jesus, those bunk ass chicks from the inner city were all up on my man tonight, they need to go back to their dirty little street corner
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The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.
Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.
There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.