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To smash a suspects' head into the steel grid of a police cruiser prisoner transport barrier, by slamming on the brakes, while the prisoners' hands are bound behind his back.
"The perp spit at me and started saying things about my mother, then threatened my family, so I gave him a 'screen test'."
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A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.
James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”
Borat- “very nice, I like”
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1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.
2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.
1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"
2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"
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A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.
Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.
"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"
"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"
"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."
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When you think your in love with someone. You must apply the orgasm test. When your feeling all lovey dovey about them,you masturbate until you climax and after that,If you feel differently about them. They have failed the orgasm test and you should NEVER get serious with them.
Hey man,What ever happened to going out with Julie?
I really Liked her but I took the orgasm test and she totally failed.
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The act of tickling a person who is either conscious or not, with your testicles.
She was sleeping on my couch so I thought I would wake her up with the Test-Tickle.
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A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.
drug testing is an invasive practice.
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