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Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
When you think today is tomorrow, but it's actually yesterday.
"I was sure today was Tuesday but it's actually Monday. Proper Australia Effect, I feel like I gained a whole-ass day ."
First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?
The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.
American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.
Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.
I sure do love Australia and putting shrimps on the Barbie crikey! there's a shark In the water
How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!
David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday
Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)