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The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.
American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.
Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.
I sure do love Australia and putting shrimps on the Barbie crikey! there's a shark In the water
ǝʇɐɯ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ǝʎ
“ello mate, welcome to australia. nice weather were having aint it brah?”
How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!
David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday
Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)
Upside Down... That's It.
Australia, also known to the street people as upside-down land, is actual not upside down... Nevermind it is.
Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte