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When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.
Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry
Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.
"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"
When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap
A proper British Cap scalds the penis
Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
Shoving your shit into someone else’s ass.
Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy
Another word for truthful.
Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.
Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.
Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
To stab (or "shank") another person.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"