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Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.
Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"
Friend 1: "Nice."
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An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
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The ultimate tattoo. The flaming skull snake combo utilises everything that makes a good tattoo:
Skulls
Snakes
Fire
Usually placed on the upper arms for burly men, like Bikers, or Pirates. The general layout of the tattoo consist of a skull on fire with a snake going through the mouth and one or two of the eye sockets. Crossbones beneath the skull are optional but they help.
Dude 1: Holy shit man, that bad-ass pirate has a flaming skull snake combo, I won't fuck with him!
Dude 2: I'd rather eat my own balls that mess with that dude.
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Dude 1: Hey I gots me a tattoo, it's tribal!
Dude 2: Man, you're a pansy, the only tattoo worth getting is a Flaming Skull Snake combo.
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The idealistic situation of a mega god and demi god working towards the same goal of one's junk. The thing that only dreams are made of.
Last night i was dreaming about me and a mega-demi combo. Needless to say, that morning I had to wash my sheets.
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you shit in the woman's vagina and then fuck with it, then shove a cucumber up her bum, then ejaculate in her mouth smack the back of her head and then the cum comes out of the front of her nostrils and semi- mouth and then you take a condom and fill it with dhit and put it in the freezer for a few minutes then take it out and insert it into the female slowly then puke in her vag and take out the bag of shit then fuck her.
Dude i used the extra ordinary combo on your cousin and she's pissed
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The double Glock Glock combo is a oral sex position usually used by the female to the male
Female: you finna get your self the Double Glock Glock Combo
Male: shawty you bad!
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Is where you Ram the "M" mouth and then you Jam the "P" pussy and the you Crush the "A" ass
getting a bj having anal sex and regular sex If after a night of sex you you would say I did the ram jam crush combo last night
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