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Cannabis Communist

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)

Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“

Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?

by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020


communist conversation

Midwestern slang for Marlboro reds.

Person 1: Oh, it's gosh darn cold as heck out there, donchaknow?
Person 2: Too cold for communist conversations?
Person 1: Let's find out.

by MetalThong August 12, 2022


Communist Party of America

Not to be confused with : "Chinese Communist Party" or the "Dark Republican Party".

The Communist Party of America is the alternative nickname for "Communist Party USA".

Person 1: What is another way of saying Communist Party USA?
Person 2: Communist Party of America.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2021


Communist crunchwrap

Using the shaved public hair of your partner, smegma and her period blood, as a substitute for the hot sauce, combine and wrap together alike to a crunchwrap supreme

Hey babe I have a suprise meal for you

You shouldn't have

I really shouldn't have, it's a communist crunchwrap, were done

by Uuuhhh1 December 2, 2021


Communist Superman

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.

Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.

by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019


Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist

a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2011


I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.

"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!

by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023