Pedestrian Count

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.

No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.

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Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

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off count

Slang derived from Cook county jail to refer to a Inmate that is not or no longer associated with a gang.

This nigga claiming BD but when we was locked up his hoe ass was off count, begging to go to PC!

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Cock Count

The number of penises a woman has allowed inside her body before getting married. Her husband will usually feel more shame and insecurity the higher the number is.

0- Virgin and inexperienced (What men want)
1-4 Judged (Most men will tolerate)
5+ Slut (Only a few men will marry)
10+ Prostitute (Pimps or men who are desperate)

I started cheating on my wife when I found out her Cock Count. I feel inferior because she has had more men inside her than I have women. I will stop when I match her count. Then I will be happy again.

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Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

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Count Brennuvarg

kvlt as fuck. Lives in a cave in the Norwegian Fjords. Internet celebrity.

Person1: Do you know Count Brennuvarg?
Person2: (Lies) Yeah. That guy is a fag.

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down for the count

where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out

wow she is down for the count

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