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DTS ( Donald Trump Syndrome) is a terminal disease. Symptoms include bragging, Pathological lying, Narcissism, Conduct disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Abusive attitude, Impulsivity, entitlement, Tempermentalness, and anything your elementary school bully did. People with DTS often die from fatal wounds, concussions, internal bleeding, and being ignored. Docter's autopsy reports often include mysterious objects in the intestine: large sums of money, chicken bones, black tar, and Russian receipt notes. Some people you may know with DTS are Robert Holcomb, from 60 days in on A&E, any overly qualified high school teacher, most community college professors, and every celebrity.
Jeff, from the country club, has a fatal case of DTS. Jeff was recorded rigging the golf course, but he still insists that he won because he is like "really" good and has a very stable birdie.
Down to smoke?
This can be used for any form of smoking including: shisha, crack etc.
As a question:
Nathan and I are meeting up... DTS?
Or as a statement:
Yeah I’m dts
A person with DtS puts D. trump above God. A person with DtS believes that trump is a victim no matter if the facts prove he did violate the law. A person with DtS worships trump no matter the situation, no matter the facts, no matter what he does or says.
DTS = down to soak*
*popular among Mormons
Hey girl how’s it going, you DTS?
Come over, I’m bored and DTS.
Jonah is looking DTS tonight.
Down To Steal: When you really want something at a store and you dont want anyone one to know what your about to do.
You can also use it as a funny way to say how much you want something even though you wont steal it.
Im DTS her man!
Im DTS this wicked shirt!