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something u shove in someone's dick
person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not
One of the greatest combinations known to man. You have those two things, you’re in for a great time!
Matt: “Yo, nachos and cheese are the go to combination.”
Me an intellectual: “nah bro, dubstep and dinosaurs are better.”
Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.
I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!
A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex
"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."
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The small bumps on a guys taint
"Dude I accidentally cut one of my dinosaur bumps while shaving my taint last night" -K.A.L
To give oral sex to an elderly woman.
Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”
When you're computer of laptop finally get so old that the "Your Virtual Memory Is Too Low" message appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Jack at all today?
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.