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Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.
Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.
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Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.
(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life
James failed No Nut November so he gotta do Jerk Jail January
A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)
A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.
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A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.
Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
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"___ is in jail check Twitter" is a commonly spammed message mainly on platforms like Twitch. It states that a popular member of a community is in jail and that the news was first broke on Twitter. It is a parody both of how online community figureheads lives are broadcast to the world on social media platforms and how a majority of people today get all their news from places like Twitter instead of reputable sources.
Mango is in jail check Twitter.
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When a girl who's under age of lies about her age, put on make up, getting an fake ID, being an underage stripper or prostitute without telling the John etc.
She lied about her age on an dating app;
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old
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