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When someone tries to get smart to u.
Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
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Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere
“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”