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When a person has a kink for swedish accents.
-Hey (in swedish accent)
-Thats so hot (gets turned on)
A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)
the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.
The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time
Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…