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The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.
Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.
(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)
Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.
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A variation on a deep-throat blowjob, where the giver induces a belch, increasing stimulation for the receiver.
Dude, you'll never believe it. That quiet chick in accounts? Loves burping off guys. Guess how I know?
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The physical act of a human male stroking his shaft to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy! Stop burping your worm and get your damn chores done!
to masterbate
why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone
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When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.
Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp
When someone burps and it smells like that of a hot texas weiner.
Who just burped? It smells like a weiner...Must be Burke and his hot dog burp
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When a person is hit by an object, or some sort of a collision takes place, and the event is followed by an obscene burp from the victim. The burp is impossibly loud and remarkably intruding. A "burp ass shit" event can take place even when the victim begins to burp obnoxiously before the actual collision takes place.
Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.
You and your friend are walking down the hall of some municipal building, past a cluster of vending machines, and hear a ridiculous smack, presumably in the event of a collision between the vending machines and a person. The result is an obscenely loud burp ass shit, unexplainable and awesome.
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