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When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.
Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
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the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.
SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!
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Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.
Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?
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Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.
I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!
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When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.
Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato
The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).
Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"
Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"
A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.
Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...