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Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.
"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."
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The patch of hair between your nutsack and your asshole
I tried to light a fart and burned by gurndula carpet
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A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.
"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!
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Wrap a girl in a rug or carpet and you and a mate spit-roast her.
When you're both holding it on the clutch whip the rug/carpet around causing the girl to spin wildly as you both cum
Me and binnsy gave this slapper a flying-carpet last night - she was so dizzy she nearly barfed
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A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.
Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!
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Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay
Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.
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A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!
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