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A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race
Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*
A wedding where all the guys are showing off their rides. Can happen in situations involving a lot of divorce and remarriage where all the exes were invited.
"That wedding was such a car show that one of the mother of the bride's exes no-showed because his new girlfriend couldn't make it"
The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.
Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
Red topless (not convertible) sportscar, custom plate "OHTORI", appears in places it shouldn't be able to drive to. Its engine is the sound that races around the end of the world.
Don't you just love the throb of the engine?
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A weirdo event attended usually by douchebags; said douchebags “meet up” in some parking lot with their cars and pretend like they know more about cars than they actually do by talking in some pseudo-extensive details about theirs. They’re the type of douchebags who tell you that owning a Benz or Porsche is awesome, but fail to acknowledge that both brands are more of a status symbol than anything else considering that they are wallet rapers when it comes to maintenance and repairs.
Yo bro! Goin to the car meet at the Costco in Westridge tonight?
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A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.
Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
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A kink involving someone who likes cars just a little bit too much in that way
Michael: God I fucking love cars so much I simp for them
Alina: Michael you have a car kink
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