Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!
An adjective for “jacking off.”
Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.
The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.
Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!
What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.
After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.
"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."
Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.
"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"