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When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
The act of eating raw bat while fucking an infected hooker from the province of Wuhan in which a cream pie is had followed by crushing a six pack of Corona Extra.
Kyle said fuck quarantine I'm about to have me a Dirty Corona.
Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.
Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.
when your preforming anal sex and you pull your dick out to see a gapping asshole. You then spit in it and then suck your spit out as the asshole is tighten up.
marc put his dick in a white girls ass then spit in it and sucked it out. The Dirty Marc
(n) - a mouth large enough to acommodate the girth of both cock and balls.
Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.
She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.
Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.
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During anal sex from behind, the male double fish hooks the females mouth with both of his pointer fingers. During this process the male is also singing out loud to the female Downeaster Alexa by the artist known as billy joel.
The fish werent biting today so i performed the Dirty LaSala on her when i got home.
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