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Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."
Where Jackie and Cindy live. They have no lives and go to white castle everyday. They are fat. Don't be friends with either of them. You will be made fun of and have no life and gain 30 pounds. Plus loose some of your friends. That is all.
Dumb Fuck 1: Hey want to hang out with Cindy or Jackie today in Fair Field?
Dumb Fuck 2: Well it depends do u wanna have no life loose all of your friends and gain 30 pounds?
Dumb Fuck 1: No.
Dumb Fuck 2: Then there is you answer
a women like man who plays soccer
Robert Wickham is a field fairy
A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.
Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"
(as from Doonesbury)
Being so awesome that your friends wished they were you.
'Let's pull a Melissa Fields and steal all the bathroom signs out of the high school so the new kids don't know where to go!'
Lets pull a Melissa Fields and steal the classroom and bathroom signs so the new kids don't know where they are going!
"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."
Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.