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When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold
While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold.
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The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends
Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.
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When you have sex in a public laundry mat, after being in the big dryer.
That was the best Colorado fluff and fold that I ever had
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To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.
Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
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another word for trim or pussy
Hey Barrett, get your hand out of that girl's three fold wallet!
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When you try to get all of the toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the bottom and folding it while squeezing.
Man 1: My wife didin't buy any more crest yesterday...I guess I'll have to do the fold and squeeze method to get some out.
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When a man during sex blind folds his partner with his balls by placing them above their eyes and then shits in their mouth.
"Babe if you really love me, you'll let me try the blind fold of LOVE"
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