Greek teabag

After anal sex with a girl, a guy dips his ball sack into the girl's anus, flips the girl over, and proceeds to bounce his scrotum up and down on the girl's face.

When Zinovia came over for an afternoon snack, I knew right away she'd be down for a Greek teabag.

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half greek

a woman/man who will only let you get the tip of your dick in his/her ass, not full insertion.

John wished to be gay, but he knew he was only half greek.

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Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

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Greek Missile

The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.

Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?

Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.

Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!

Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.

Jorge: Gross bitch.

Panos: d

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Greek yogurt

Semen ejaculated by a Greek male. Better consumed fresh.

Woman - What’s the healthiest kind of yogurt?

Greek man - Greek yogurt. I make it fresh. You should come over and try it sometime.

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Greek Sunscreen

When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.

Hey bro, mind giving me some greek sunscreen? I got a bad sun burn.

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greek entrance

Meaning the backdoor/rear exit of a building, taken from the offensive stereotype in the belief that homosexuality and anal penetration originated from the Greeks.

The party is at the back, show our guests the Greek entrance.

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