Hank Hill Syndrome

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.

Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.

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Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.

I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!

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Hank Williams jr

A absolute legend. A man of all men. Someone who will put you in your place. A man of word and dignity.

Person:I’ve never heard of Hank Williams jr.
You:you’re telling me you’ve never heard bocephus’s amazing voice? Let me change your life.
Them: shoot okay

Hank Hill Ass

Just Google a picture of Hank Hill’s Ass. The opposite of a Dump Truck Ass

Dude, that girl has Hank Hill Ass. You can iron clothes on her back.

Tom Hanks Feeling

The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.

The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.

Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck

Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming

*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*

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Jesus Hank Christ

For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.

"Jesus Hank Christ! Nick wont stop peeping."

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Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

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