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When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair
That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.
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Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.
The Italian mafia is the toughest.
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there are two definitions for Italian sausage, 1. a very tasty version of sausage 2. a swinging Italian dick
that Italian sausage looks enticing on my plate
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The Italian kiss is a kiss of a particularly passionate and sensual nature. While similar to a French kiss it is not the same, as the Italian kiss involves biting the bottom lip more, less tongue, and pulling the bodies of one another closer while preforming the kiss.
So i heard you had fun on that date, what did you do with Dean last night?
He gave me his classic Italian Kiss, It was grand!
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When one person goes to high-5 another person, but the other person attempts to bump fists and their hands meet. And then both persons, realizing their mistake, attempt to correct their error by switching up, resulting in the first person attempting to bump fists and the second person going for the high-5. The result looks like a guido's hands as he cracks his knuckles before a beat down. This can be done by accident or intentionally as a greeting or affirmation.
"Al and Hugo weren't sure if the other was doing a fist bump or a high-5 and awkwardly did an italian pound."
A skinny, stick dog with a long, pointy snoot. They’re legs look like uncooked spaghetti noodles and they’re tails are like a rats. They’re great to snuggle with, if you like cuddling with a pile of twigs.
What is that thing?
Hey, thats my Italian greyhound.
When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.
EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"