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When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.
Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.
One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).
Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.
A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant
An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.
Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant