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A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.
The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?
Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.
Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.
Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION
WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️
Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!
It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii
Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️
When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Gay ass school that is being modernized after like 60 fucking years. A couple rats, ho after ho and no real gangstas. vaping in bathrooms, weak ass fights. 98% beaners. Overall, it's a good fucking school and you won't regret spending 3 years of life here.
Foo 1: you went to mission Middle school ? shit how much per g
Foo 2: $8
Foo 3: fuck rats
Successful Student: I am surrounded by retards
This song is composed by Meepmorp Meeborp. This song is the sole reason I do concert band. It's so incredible. I play bass and storytime I got electrocuted by the bass but that's besides the point. Any goshdarn way, this song is the absolute finest. And when we freaking go to Canadas Wonderland this song will blow the entire park away. Yukon Striker? No no my dudes, Mission actual gosh darn secret is the realllllllllllllllll tea. So like go snatch up your music teacher, suggest this song (automatic A+) and arrange a band. This song is proven to release endorphins which bill nye knows makes you yah! happy my boys! So go and google this actual love of omg just yes song and actually blast this song on your chromebook in the middle of class and maybe get kicked out but probably not because it's that good. No more gangster rap where I can hear it! THIS is it. ok this is the 69 time grammy award winning piece!!!
Band Boy 1: Oof we have to get up at 6:30 to go to band
Band Boy 2: YA! But we're playing mission secret